NASA Locates Death Star

I knew one day after hearing Reagan concentrate over & over on "Star Wars" and with someone like Bush in office, the Sith-decended side of the Republican Party would begin work on their Death Star. Finally, today,NASA has located this monsterous base with assistance from the Cassini spacecraft - claiming the evil starport is the "heavily-cratered Saturn moon, Mimas".

Or perhaps this is simply another stunt by Lucasfilm to promote their upcoming "Revenge of the Sith" and following "Star Wars trilogy" re-releases.

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